"Welcome to your 30's, where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days."

​of them while ​in life. You are sure ​

"Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn't even fathom. Happy 30th."

​you blow off ​

​age between youth ​, ​to shirk some ​are no uncertainties ​the big 4-0 mark? Come on, I’ll even help ​

"Welcome to your 30's: where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being asleep by 9 p.

​“30 is the ​, ​

​but young enough ​

​is that there ​years you hit ​big.”​

"I'm not 30. It's my 1st anniversary of my 29th bithday."

​, ​life’s bigger responsibilities ​about being thirty ​

"Hey girl, happy 30th birthday! You just keep getting more amazing."

​when in ten ​of something really ​, ​

"I can't keep calm. It's my 30th birthday!"

​enough to understand ​“The best part ​

"Here's to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery."

​going to do ​

​30th birthday. Here’s hoping it’s the start ​websites: ​

"Oh, it's your 30th birthday? You must be so mature."

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"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20...until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30.

​you turn thirty. Happy birthday.”​

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​true. Have a great ​

"Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

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"'You're still a rockstar' I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb in bed at 9:45."

​“If you’re this depressed ​

"People be like 'I'm engaged!' 'I'm getting married!' and I'm like 'Damn, I'm turning 30!'"

​your dreams come ​

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"Turning 30 like: I can feel myself rotting."

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"Too old for Snapchat. Too young for Life Alert."

​your mental prime ​

"Age is just a number? False: Age is a word."

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"The dating pool in your 30's."

​many other problems ​are, I don’t want to ​

"I have an important birthday coming up and this is what I have to keep reminding myself: I'm not like a regular 30 year-old.

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"People having babies... and I'm like... what country am I going to next?"

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"Don't think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old."

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​lies ahead. Happy birthday.”​you how dreadful ​their third decade.​

"Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen's discount at the movies."

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"I'm 'it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?' years old."

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"Until she turns 30, a woman looks younger day by day. After 30, a woman is downright gorgeous!"

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"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive."

​“Stop worrying about ​“If you weren’t my best ​

"How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20's.

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​“Turning thirty is ​

"At least you're not turning 31."

​away your breath. Happy birthday.”​


"I've decided I'm not old. I'm 25 plus shipping and handling."

​birthday card that ​your beauty will ​future. Happy 30th birthday.”​

"I will be 29 until further notice."

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